| Liberals' Obsession with Penises. | | Why are liberals so obsessed with the size of Conservative mens' penises? The other day, I saw a T-shirt with a picture of a Hummer, under it it read, "Sorry about your small penis". I've heard this accusation from a lot of liberal sources. From SUVs and Pick up trucks to homes and pretty much anything else that men consider "the bigger the better".Probably the most common connection liberals make between objects and the size of penises is guns. Now, I don't know about any of you, but the last thing I think about when I'm shooting is my penis. I've fired everything from a blow gun to an M109 155mm Self Propelled Howitzer. I never measured, but I would bet my penis didn't grow and shrink interchangeably as I switched from one gun to another.It seems rather Freudian of Liberals to equate big things with small penises, but if they insist on doing so, should we play their silly little game... in reverse?Liberals love their small cars and love flex fuel and hybrids even more.So, if a liberal gets all excited about how small their car is, is it because they want other liberals to think they have a big penis?If liberals are so excited... | |
| | This is one crazy and brave soul | | Me, I wouldn't try anything like this. The thought would make me pee my pants. Lawn-chair balloonist drifts from Oregon to Idaho. # Kent Couch in third bid to fly from central Oregon to Idaho by lawn chair
Gas station owner travels at 20 mph; each balloon gives 4 pounds of lift
Couch pops balloons to control height with a BB gun, steel dart blow gun
Wife says: "It's never been a dull moment since I married him
Would you ever pull a stunt like this? Do you know anyone who would?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/05/lawnchair.balloons.ap/index.html | |
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